Tofu In The Box!

TOFU IN THE BOX
Parody of "Man In The Box" by Alice In Chains

<OPENING RIFF + BEATS>

I'm the tofu~
In the box!
Buried in ~~
My maida!
Won't you...
Come and ~~
Eat me.
(Eat me)

[CHORUS]

Feed my pies
(Can you chew it up?)
Jesus Christ
(Deny your chef yeah~)
He who tries,
(Will go hungry)
Aww feed my pies~~~
(Now you've chewed it UP!)

I'm the curd
Which is Bean!
Shove my nose
IN CUISINE!!
Won't you come and~~
Eat me.
(Eat me)

FEED MY PIES~~
(Can you chew it up?)
JEEEESUUS CHRIIIST~~~
(Deny your chef, yeah)
HEEEE WHO TRIES~~~
(Will go hungry)
AWWWww FEEeeED MY PIIIIES~~~~~
(Now you've chewed it up)

<SOLO>

FeEeEeeEEEEEED MY PIEEEeeEEEES!!!!
(Can you chew it up)
JEEeEEEEeeEEEeEEEEAAAAASUS CHRIIIIIIIIST!!
(Deny your chef, yeah)
HEEEEEeEEEEEEEEE WHO TRIIIIiIIIIIIES~~~
(Will go hungry)
AWWWww FEEEeEEEeEED MY PIEeEeEEEEES~~~~~
(Now you've chewed it UP!!)

<MAIN RIFF & CONCLUSION>


A/N :  1>Main idea by Extremis. Props to ya, dood xD
2>Tofu Pie really DOES exist. There are LOTS of recipes for it.