(Parody of Police's song "Every step you take", so you can appreciate this parody better if you listen to the song while reading these as the lyrics ;D)
(Imagine the main beat going like...HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA)
Every fail you, make....
Every mainstream you, intake...
Every want for the fake - Every love for Justin Beiber you stake-
I'll be laughing at you.
Every Pattinson fail~~~~~
Every vampire fangirls' wail...
Every Twilight fan - Every time I want them banned -
I'll be laughing at you.
Oh cant you see...
Fail doesnt have to belong to thee..
How my poor heart aches-
With every fail you make.
Every pr0n joke you make...
Every love you cheat and take...
Every stupid rap video with booty shakes - Every fail in which you partake-
I'll be laughing at you.
Since you failed I've been sighing without rest~
I dream at night I can only see Megadeth~
I look around but you're still caught in that rat race~
Its so sad when our REALITY is an imaginary place~!
And I keep shouting DIE! DIE !! DIEEEEE!~~~~~~~~
Oh cant you see...
Fail belongs to thee...
How my poor heart aches--
With every fail you make.
Every minority you hate.....
Every Megan Fox tweet you eagerly await....
Every back bite you make-
...And every criticism you cant take--
I'll be laughing at you.

3 comments:
classic!
wow!so innovative....gr8 man!!
Nothing but AWESOME! (knowing full well the 'gravity' of the word ;))
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