Every Fail You Make

Monday, April 19, 2010

(Parody of Police's song "Every step you take", so you can appreciate this parody better if you listen to the song while reading these as the lyrics ;D)


(Imagine the main beat going like...HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA)

Every fail you, make....
Every mainstream you, intake...
Every want for the fake - Every love for Justin Beiber you stake-
I'll be laughing at you.

Every Pattinson fail~~~~~
Every vampire fangirls' wail...
Every Twilight fan - Every time I want them banned -
I'll be laughing at you.

Oh cant you see...
Fail doesnt have to belong to thee..
How my poor heart aches-
With every fail you make.

Every pr0n joke you make...
Every love you cheat and take...
Every stupid rap video with booty shakes - Every fail in which you partake-
I'll be laughing at you.

Since you failed I've been sighing without rest~
I dream at night I can only see Megadeth~
I look around but you're still caught in that rat race~
Its so sad when our REALITY is an imaginary place~!
And I keep shouting DIE! DIE !! DIEEEEE!~~~~~~~~

Oh cant you see...
Fail belongs to thee...
How my poor heart aches--
With every fail you make.

Every minority you hate.....
Every Megan Fox tweet you eagerly await....
Every back bite you make-
...And every criticism you cant take--

I'll be laughing at you.

3 comments:

Debkalpa \m/ said...

classic!

Anonymous said...

wow!so innovative....gr8 man!!

Kronos Starflare said...

Nothing but AWESOME! (knowing full well the 'gravity' of the word ;))