Smells Like Dog Breath

Load Up On leashes, Bring Your Cats
It's fun to pat, but not to defend
Its ebil horde, has many-a-injured -
Oh No, I got, an ugly bite...

(Chorus)
Hello, Hello, Hello, bow wow?
Hello, Hello, Hello, bow wow?
Hello, Hello, Hello, bow wow?
Hello, Hello, Hello-

With The Lights Out, It's MORE DANGEROUS!
'coz then I dont know, where it LURKEST!
I Feel Stupid, And CONTAGIOUS -
Since it bit me, VACCINATE US!

A LABRA-DOR !
A BOXER !
makes no difference-
ITS A KOOTTA !
Yeah!

It's Worst At What - It Does Best (CHOMP!!!)
And For This Gift It Feels blessed,
Teh vicious ebil, has Always Been
And always will, Until The End...

Hello, Hello, Hello, Bow wow?
Hello, Hello, Hello, Bow wow?
Hello, Hello, Hello, Bow wow?
Hello, Hello, Hello-

Past recovery, MENTAL STATE IS !
Here's our life now, RETAIN IT !!
Wanna kill it ! Don't debate it!
But goddamn, SOCIAL STATUS !    ~__~

A PEKINGESE !
A CATALA !
There's no difference-
TIS A KOOTTA!
Yeah!

(Solo)

And I Forget, Just Why It drools -
So Yeah, I Guess It Makes me cringe -
It bit me Hard ; It's hard to bite-
-it back, Whatever, NeEeveermind...


Hello, Hello, Hello, Bow wow?
Hello, Hello, Hello, Bow wow?
Hello, Hello, Hello, Bow wow?
Hello, Hello, Hello-

With the lights on, It's still dangerous~
TAKE IT OUT NOW, STRAIGHT CHAIN IT !!
It's so stoopid, but dangerous!
Fast increasing, DEATH RATE IS!!

A FOUSEK !
A RETRIEVAH~ !
There's no difference-
TIS A KOOTTA~!

A GREYHOUND!!!
A SPANIEL!!!
A ESKIMO!!!
A SHEPHERD!!!
A POINTER!!!
A PINSCHER!!!

A KOOTTA  !!!
A KOOTTA  !!!!!!!!
A KOOOOTTTAAaAaAaAaaaAAAAaa.........


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A/N : Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana